What's there to speak *ahem* type about?? I am me or as my friends know all to well, I am we, or we are he. He is me, Walter or Wyvax, (who in turn is really on of we in me). Confused yet? No? Yes? Mabye?? White meat or dark meat? Good, it's a good feeling, just like when you spin around in circles without end. But enough about we within me, now let us focus on just me for that is what a bio is for correct??
Okay, I like snakes, frogs, centipedes, swords, histo- wait those are interests, which is the wrong section. Hmmmm... Yes, now, why is it that I can only think about likes at this very moment. Think now think. IDEA!!!
Male, single, interested in women... nope close but no cigar...
I am the sort of guy that enjoys the simple things in life most of all, diving down into the deep end of the shipwreck of the Peter Iredale to catch the larger crabs, the feeling of snow nesting in my still fledgling beard, and chasing ground squirrels into their holes. (Don't judge me, you know it's fun!! I can tell you do!!!) That doesn't of course mean I object to the more complicated things in life, I am after all typing this on my laptop. But that said, I'd rather be out looking for salamanders, as my pitiful count of deviations over the last year will of course show.
What else? What else...... Ooh! I am a Christian and not ashamed of it one bit!! Though I'm by no means perfect to be sure. Definitly not perfect. But assides from that as I'm sure you've guessed I've a thing for animals especially those cold-blooded friends of ours who recieve so little love. The reptiles, amphibians, myriapods, arachnids you get the picture. Of course that doesn't mean there aint a soft spot for certain endotherms... bats, lovely bats, plus hyraxes, gotta love them hyraxes.
But I am rambling on, as I usally do. But what to leave you with? You've read this far into my mindless chatter, which few sane would do, so to the approximately 17 left reading this you're after my own heart then. *Sniffle* So for that I will leave you with this: Don't do drugs. Seriously, they had me on three different pills for ADHD, OCD, and tourettes, I mean come on man, you people trying to turn me into a zombie??? Sheesh....